No chapter today

It may not surprise you all to learn that writing a funeral eulogy takes a lot out of you. But I'll be officiating my first funeral today, and while doing it off the cuff would have been on brand for this family, I decided I needed to know what I was saying so I could get back on track when my composure cracks.

Must have learned something all those years being a herald, right? Rules 1 through 4: write it down...